so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
does this actually happen? that’s fucking gross
yes, once a month i swim in a pool of my own blood and uterine lining. sunday, bloody sunday.
when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time